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Words of Wisdom

1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.

- John Adams

2. If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are most likely misinformed.

- Mark Twain

3. Suppose you were an idiot.. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I’m repeating myself.

- Mark Twain

4. I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.

- Winston Churchill

5. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

- George Bernard Shaw

6. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.

- G. Gordon Liddy

7. Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.

- James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

8. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.

- Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at – Georgetown University

9. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

- P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian

10. Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.

- Frederic Bastiat, French economist (1801-1850)

11. Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it.. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

- Ronald Reagan (1986)

12. I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

- Will Rogers

13. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free!

- P.J. O’Rourke

14. In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.

- Voltaire (1764)

15. Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you!

- Pericles (430 B.C.)

16. No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.

- Mark Twain (1866)

17. Talk is cheap…Except when Congress does it.

- Anonymous

18. The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.

- Ronald Reagan

19. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.

- Winston Churchill

20. The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.

- Mark Twain

21. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.

- Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)

22. There is no distinctly Native American criminal class… Save Congress.

- Mark Twain

23. What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.

- Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)

24. A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.

- Thomas Jefferson

25. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.

- Aesop

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Computeric Definitions

Sorry – can’t recall the source for these – let me know if you know ….

Strictly Accurate :

“Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons.”- Popular Mechanics, 1949

“Indeed, it would not be an exaggeration to describe the history of the computer industry for the past decade as a massive effort to keep up with Apple.”
- Byte, December 1994 (in fact they still are …)

Just Wrong :

“I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.”
Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

“I have travelled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processings is a fad that won’t last out the year.”
- The editor in charge of business books for Prentice-Hall, 1957

“There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.”
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of DEC

Valid Question At The Time :

“But what…is it good for?”
- Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip

And To Finish :

“So we went to Atari and said, ‘Hey, we’ve got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we’ll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we’ll come work for you.’ And they said, ‘No.’

So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, ‘Hey, we don’t need you. You haven’t got through college yet.’”

Steve Jobs, cofounder of Apple Computer

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Chapter 31 – The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxyy – Douglas Adams

A thread caught my eye in Facebook just now – so thought it was time to publish one of my favorite extracts from Mr. Adams work …. it eventually examines scale – and potential confusion if you don’t get it right.

It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the full scale of the problem is not always appreciated.

For instance, at the very moment that Arthur said, “I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style,” a freak wormhole  opened up in the fabric of the space-time continuum and carried his words far far back in time across almost infinite reaches of space to a distant Galaxy where strange and warlike beings were poised on the brink of frightful interstellar battle.

The two opposing leaders were meeting for the last time.

A dreadful silence fell across the conference table as the commander of the Vl’hurgs, resplendent in his black jeweled battle shorts, gazed levelly at the G’Gugvuntt leader squatting opposite him in a cloud of green sweet-smelling steam, and, with a million sleek and horribly beweaponed star cruisers poised to unleash electric death at his single word of command, challenged the vile creature to take back what it had said about his mother.

The creature stirred in his sickly broiling vapor, and at that very moment the words I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my life-style drifted across the conference table.

Unfortunately, in the Vl’hurg tongue this was the most dreadful insult imaginable, and there was nothing for it but to wage terrible war for centuries.

Eventually, of course, after their Galaxy had been decimated over a few thousand years, it was realized that the whole thing had been a ghastly mistake, and so the two opposing battle fleets settled their few remaining differences in order to launch a joint attack on our own Galaxy — now positively identified as the source of the offending remark.

For thousands more years, the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came  cross — which happened to be the Earth — where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.

Those who study the complex interplay of cause and effect in the history of the Universe say that this sort of thing is going on all the time, but that we are powerless to prevent it.

“It’s just life,” they say.

Passed on – with thanks to :: American Buddha Online Library

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The Frustrated Photographer

Viewer beware – but if you can put up with a ‘little’ colorful language – VERY funny :)

The Frustrated Photographer from Creative Destiny, LLC on Vimeo.

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Jon Stewart Slams Apple – well – hardly call it a slam – but VERY funny

Two perfect extracts :

“I mean, if you wanna break down someone’s door, why don’t you start with AT&T, for God sakes? They make your amazing phone unusable as a phone! I mean, seriously! How do you drop four calls in a one-mile stretch of the West Side Highway! There’re no buildings around! What, does the open space confuse AT&T’s signal?!”

“Come on, Steve. Chill out with the paranoid corporate genius stuff. Don’t go all Howard Hughes on us.”


Passed on – with thanks to : Gawker.TV

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Oh My God ..

There are some people out there who just do not get it – EXTRAORDINARY what people do …. a really amazing example of That Would Be An F …. live from Facebook !!!
The Original Source


Passed on – with thanks to : Jason Pollock

TW Really BAF

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Procrastination

“Lets say we could save up a whole chunk of time and set it aside, you know what we’d do with it? Nothing. Nothing at all, isn’t that the point? To be able to do nothing at all? But we’re not guaranteed that later chunk of time. All we’ve got is here and now. And that’s why procrastination feels so right. Procrastination is not the problem, my friends. It’s the solution. Its God’s way of saying, stop. Slow down. You move too fast.”

Ellen Degeneres – “Here and Now”

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The Selfridges Perfume Department

“I need to go the perfume department.”

“mumble mumble”

“No I’m not going to buy any. I just need to put some on”

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